Illuminati Engineer Misplaces Prototype Mind-Control Phone

An engineer for the Illuminati accidentally misplaced his prototype mind-control phone, a monolith-like handheld device that is the next step in the organization's attempt at controlling the masses. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Nations to Phase Out Volcanoes by 2025

A gathering of officials from more than fifty nations has given provisional approval to a plan that will eliminate all active volcanoes from the earth within fifteen years. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Cows Not Treated with rBST Go on Strike

The nation came to a virtual dairy standstill today as millions of mad cows left their barns and stalls in favor of picket lines. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Schools to Lay Off Money-Losing Kids

Many school districts are taking immediate action to reduce their financial red ink by laying off money-losing students. (Read more on Humorality.com)