In a sign that the world economy might be turning around, Heaven announced today the grand opening of its new vacation resort. (Read more on Humorality.com)
Monday, December 28, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
On my hearth, there is a mis-matched nativity scene. It includes four wise men of various sizes, two shepherds, two Marys, one baby Jesus, a Renaissance girl carrying a turkey and a basket of grapes (where did she come from?), a horse, a cow, and a sheep. There is no Joseph. I’ve decided he must be at the store getting diapers.
Behind the little group rests several porcelain snow-capped houses with chimneys and a tiny snow-capped church, with a sign that reads, “Christmas Service, 12:00 a.m.” At the moment, the angel Gabriel is resting on top of one of the chimneys. Perhaps he’s waiting for Santa.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Christmas is a chance to reflect back on the time long ago when Mary and Joseph made the difficult journey to Bethlehem, only to stay overnight in a stable because the innkeeper had burned down the hotel with too many holiday lights. (Read more on Humorality.com)
Monday, December 14, 2009
A state judge today sentenced defense lawyer Boy "Woody" Pinocchio to three nights in jail after the attorney perjured himself during a hearing. (Read more on Humorality.com)
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Monday, December 07, 2009
A new chain of restaurants opening in several states this month claims to provide meals that will "bring people together for all eternity." (Read more on Humorality.com)