First Amendment Rights Extended to Starbucks

In a six-three decision, the United States Supreme Court today afforded Starbucks the First Amendment rights already granted to the nation's citizens. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Scout and Bandit's Guide to Life: Be Thankful

If you're following along with the adventures of my Border Collies, Scout and Bandit, they posted their list of things they're thankful for:
http://dogvotional.blogspot.com/2009/11/scout-and-bandits-guide-to-life-be.html

You can read more dogvotionals on the It's A Dog's Life blog.
www.dogvotional.blogspot.com

I hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving day with family!
Joanne

Google to Run IRS

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner announced today that Google will begin management of the Internal Revenue Service's tax collection operation starting on January 1. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Flipped-Out Phone

I am so ashamed of myself. And just a little bit proud, too. After living more than four decades without wanting or needing a pocket phone/computer/stereo/gameboard/calendar/encyclopedia/notepad/etc., I have given in to peer pressure.

I got an i-phone.

A pink one.

I was fine without one, until my friend Robin showed me hers. It was way cool. And she’s older than I am.

And since Robin is way cool, and I want to be just like her when I grow up, I decided I needed an i-phone.

I know, I know. I’m supposed to be my own person and all that. I need to be comfortable with my own identity. But now, I’m very comfortable being a hip forty-something mama with an i-phone. I think it fits me quite well. Pair it with some jeans, high-heeled boots and a denim jacket, and watch out! Mama’s goin’ to town.

Read the rest of this story . . .

Devotoon: Two are Better Than One

Cartoon of  two boys on a seesaw. One says, "Thanks for coming. You wouldn't believe how much a seesaw stinks with just one person."

See the full devotional on Ecclesiastes 4:9 at www.devotoons.com. 

News of Breaking News!

We have breaking news about a horrific incident that may have taken place at an undisclosed location in the downtown area of a major American city. (Read more on Humorality.com)

White House Phone Menu System

Please listen carefully as our menu options and several of our healthcare-related policies have recently changed. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Ideal Meal

A Thanksgiving poem with a twist. 

Ideal Meal

The Thanksgiving turkey
Tasted like jerky
With lumpy potatoes
And sour tomatoes,
The dressing too sodden and moist.

The rolls didn’t rise
And Mama’s sweet pies
Were bitter to taste,
Gooey as paste,
But in spite of it all, we rejoiced.

We thanked God above
For His bountiful love,
For freedom to meet
And for food to eat
Taking time to tell God how we feel.

For even though dinner
Wasn’t a winner,
We all overlook
That Mama can’t cook.
Thanksgiving is more than a meal.

© 2008 Donna J. Shepherd

Election Czar Cuts Republican Votes by 90%

Republicans are crying foul at a new executive order issued by President Barack Obama that will reduce each conservative's vote to one-tenth of its previous level. (Read more on Humorality.com)