Ant Misbehaving

Southern California is a great place to live. No matter how difficult the work week is, there's always a sunny weekend ahead: a chance to get in your car, drive to the some scenic mountain or ocean recreation spot, and feel your skin warmed by the collective friction of millions of tiny ant feet. (Read more on Humorality.com)

My First Book!!!

Howdy! Did you think I had left the country?

Well, I’m back. I actually never left. I’ve just been buried under piles of seventh grade English papers and life circumstances. I’ll fill you in on the life circumstances another time. As for the English papers . . . let’s just say it’s been very eye-opening to glimpse into the lives of today’s twelve-year-olds.

But in the midst of it all, my book has released, and I’ve done nothing to announce it! Nothing, I tell you. Unbelievable. Shame, shame, shame. I know.

But here it is! Now available in hard copy . . .

A box of these arrived on my porch a couple of weeks ago, and I think they are beautiful!

Please order a copy for everyone you know. You can have all your Christmas shopping done with the click of a button. If you want to get really fancy, include the book in a gift basket with coffee, tea, flavored creamer, a couple of mugs . . . and you’re good to go.

James is one of my favorite books of the Bible. He was Jesus’ brother, but he didn’t believe Jesus was really God’s Son until after His resurrection. I mean, really. If YOUR brother or sister claimed to be God’s gift to the world, how would YOU respond?

James’ simple, home-spun wisdom is easy to read, easy to understand, and filled with practical life application. I’m so excited to share His words with you. Plus, he’s fun. He probably short-sheeted his brother’s bed. And I’ll bet he drank coffee, too. Don’t ask me how I know; I just have this feeling . . .

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Santa Claus Laid Off

The North Pole Board of Directors today filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for its overnight delivery service, and announced the immediate suspension of division president Santa Claus from his regular gift giving and elf management duties. (Read more on Humorality.com)

God Sues Researchers for DNA Piracy

God filed suit in federal court today against several dozen scientist engaged in illegal copying and distribution of previously licensed DNA. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Church Lotto Jackpot Exceeds $12 Million

There were no winners in last Sunday's Lotto drawing at Saint Andrew's Church, so the entire jackpot rolls over into next week. A surge in ticket sales is sure to push the payoff for a single ticket with all six numbers correct to nearly $12.3 million dollars. (Read more on humorality.com)

Preaching on Youtube

Cartoon of two men. One says, "Great sermon. I already uploaded the highlights to Youtube."

Technology is changing the churches I've been in. Almost everyone has a projector now and many have wireless Internet. It makes me wonder how the church will look in twenty years.

I drew this cartoon for The Church of God E-Newsletter.

I also posted this on my blog, speartoons.blogspot.com on September 30. 2009

I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS3

Uninvited Guest

I have been blessed with wonderful friends. They add much joy to my life. Many of them remember my birthday. And most of them call before they come.

But recently, I had an uninvited guest in my home. He barged right into my house without being asked, and he refused to leave even when we threatened bodily harm. Talk about stubborn and pushy.

Did I mention he was about 16 inches long, and had a checkered pattern?

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