Obama Releases Long-Form Green Card

President Barack Obama held a press conference last week to announce the full release of his long-form green card. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Repair Delays Plague Broken Global Warming Machine

A spate of costly delays has once again pushed back the planned restart date for the ailing global warming machine. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Local Family Raises Debt Ceiling

A Seattle-area family has voted to increase the maximum amount of money it can borrow, also know as its "debt ceiling." (Read more on Humorality.com)

Blitzen Placed on No-Fly List

Blitzen the Reindeer has been placed on the Transportation Security Administration's "no-fly" list just days before he was to help guide Santa's sleigh on its annual Christmas run. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Google Announces Car Key Search Beta

At a press conference held in front of a T. J. Maxx store in San Jose, California, Google announced today a new search tool for lost car keys. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Crews Finally Plug Massive Campbell's Soup Leak

Crews at the Campbell Soup Company headquarters in Camden, New Jersey, successfully capped a gushing soup well this morning. (Read more on Humorality.com)

America Lists Louisiana on Ebay

Officials from the State Department posted an auction for the State of Louisiana on the popular web site Ebay. (Read more on Humorality.com)